Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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