so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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