In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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