Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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