Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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