After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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Vodka?
Forever.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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