I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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