Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
