They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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