last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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