PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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