If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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