The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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