He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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