I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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