Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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