Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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