so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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