Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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