Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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