I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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