yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
