Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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