I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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