Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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