thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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