i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
They have beer where we have blood.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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