Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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