I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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