is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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