This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
worst night to have a conscience
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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