id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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