Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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