My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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