The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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