HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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