drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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