school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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