i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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