Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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