Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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