so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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