I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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