Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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