After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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