just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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