Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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