I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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