I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
My feet surprised me
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