I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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