when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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