just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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