when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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