NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I touched a dick in church today
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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