The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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