I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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