420 ftw
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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