I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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